MaximumGolem's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 775 Points

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Castle Crashing the Beard HD

Medals Earned: 3/9 (70/355 points)

Amaranth 10 Points

Level up to the max level

Sorbet 10 Points

Defeat Tom's Backup Plan

Whiskered Away 50 Points

Get the max attack combo chain

Close Shave 10 Points

Beat the game

Hairless 25 Points

Beat the game without a helper

Razor's Edge 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

Shear Dedication 50 Points

Get 12 red coins in one game

The Fast and the Furriest 50 Points

Beat the game in under 5 minutes

Hairbrained 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 33/100 (165/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

MADNESS: Off-Color

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)

Somewhere In Nevada... 5 Points

Launch Madness: Off-Color.

ERROR:%20_INCORRECT_OUTCOME 5 Points

Die.

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Dog Maker 5 Points

Killcount: 50

Dog King 10 Points

Killcount: 100

Dog God 25 Points

Killcount: 200

Dog Jebus 100 Points

Killcount: 300

OG Blasta 100 Points

Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)

What does this do? 5 Points

Try out Experiment Mode.

Support 50 Points

Be a homie and look at the credits.

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

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Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

NG STARS

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Playah 50 Points

Play NG Stars

Pengu Saves Christmas

Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/500 points)

Winter Bash 5 Points

Play Pengu Saves Christmas!

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Lil Helper 100 Points

Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!

Superstar 5 Points

Find and bring 1 star to the exit.

Shooting Star 5 Points

Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.

Outer Space 25 Points

Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.

Solar System 50 Points

Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.

Universal Penguin 50 Points

Find and bring every star to the exit.

( o ) v ( o ) 10 Points

( o ) v ( o )

Mmm, Tasty! 5 Points

Eat 80+ treats in a single level.

Scuffed Up 5 Points

Finish a level with 0 treats.

Flaming Flippers 10 Points

Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.

Mach 10 Penguin 5 Points

Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.

Stomach Ache 5 Points

Beat a level without sliding once.

A Real Bird 5 Points

Don't touch the ground for three seconds.

Oof! Ouch! Owie! 5 Points

Die 10 times on a single level.

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Peter's Quest

Medals Earned: 5/32 (25/440 points)

Ant 5 Points

Kill 1 Enemy

Ant-age 5 Points

Kill 15 Enemies

It begins 5 Points

Begin a run

Stomping Grounds 5 Points

Discover Pico's School

Falling Down 5 Points

Discover Domain Outskirts

Playing with Fire 10 Points

Unlock Darnell

Unholy Forces 10 Points

Unlock Cassandra

Popular Kid 10 Points

Unlock Nene

Sleazy Teeth 10 Points

Unlock Chester BoDean

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Ant-ergy 10 Points

Kill 50 Enemies

Ant-acre 10 Points

Kill 125 Enemies

Ant-ocide 25 Points

Kill 250 Enemies

Ant-nihilation 25 Points

Kill 500 Enemies

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Kill Bill. 10 Points

Kill Bill the Dungbeetle

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It ends 25 Points

Complete a run

Getting Closer 5 Points

Discover Upper Domain

Warmer Still 10 Points

Discover Domain Catacombs

It's hot down here! 10 Points

Discover Domain Core

We're close.. 10 Points

Discover Tomb Border

His home. 25 Points

Discover Tomb Heart

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WHAT the fuck 50 Points

Beat the game as Pico without any help

Completionist 0 Points

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Pico VS Peter The Ant 3D

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/300 points)

Woah, 3D!? 25 Points

Start the game

Hammer Time 50 Points

Find the hammer

Scat Man 50 Points

Hit some poop with the hammer

Brutal 25 Points

Hit a dead person with the hammer

Overkill 50 Points

Exterminate four ants

Save The Day 100 Points

Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 4/7 (110/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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